Beware High-School Students Bearing Gifts

I found the following by accident, it is disturbing:

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/2008/06/brooklyn-bundt.html

Thankfully, this has never happened to me. What kind of a system is it when high-school teachers have to take gifts they received to a lab for forensic analysis before they can accept them?

Keegan.